Hacker of computers, caretaker of Jane Foster, BFF's with Princes of Asgard and a boss ass bitch with a taser. [[ indie mcu roleplay blog for Darcy Lewis. Secondary blog. ]]
❛ you should watch him running with Sam, then you’ll see more than just his pecs bouncing. seriously, it’s not even subtly. which I am not surprised considering his package… soldiers, common showers, you see more than you want to, sometimes. ❜
‘ god, barnes. you are so fucking lucky. do me a favor, and if you ever sleep with the guy, blow him for me. ‘
♔—-“You certainly have a way with words,” he said, wondering just how much the woman said was sarcasm and how much was actual intent. He quickly came to realize she probably would shove something up his arse if she could, but then again… “Very well.” He took a sip of the coffee. Fortunately, he rather enjoyed the beverage.
‘ ohmygod, see! i totally saw that. that look of coffee and uh… i miss the first time when i had it… ‘ she slouched, her nose scrunching up and throwing some kind of a small tantrum of jealousy, noiselessly .
“Maybe.” He said with a casual shrug of his shoulders. “It’s honestly more entertaining letting him assume his own conclusions.” He said with a chuckle. He kissed her back, nipping playfully at her lips as he kissed her slowly and tenderly.
she made a noise of a agreement before her hands slowly slid down his chest, occasionally tracing the abs she could feel through the material.
❛ oh? you’d jump captain america like a tree if you could? even assuming he’s already taken? knowing him he’d even catch you. bet he’d not even realize if you are feeling his pecs. you should ask him for self- defence training. ❜
‘ i would jump the guy like a monkey lookin’ for a banana. and trust me, i would find his banana. even during self defense training, i’d be accidentally touching his dick. ‘
typically this is the part when people say thank you ; not threaten a person with a TASER. ’
‘ what would i be thanking you for, asshole?! i told you, i didn’t need your help! it wasn’t like an alien was attacking me, it was a guy! do you think he was the first guy whose ever tried that? let me tell you, he wasn’t! that’s the reason why i have a taser! ‘
Once Darcy had wretched her lips from his, demanding…Something from him, Loki burst into a fit of snickers, leaning against a wall for support. “Oh relax. It’s not as If I killed someone! Wait..”
Catching his breath, he lifted up his fingers, counting them each until his palms read five. “Nope! Look, Darcy…Five! I’m supposed to have eight! Oh Gods, call the healing…People.” He rambled drunkenly, running his fingers through messy, ebony locks, pushing them away from his face before his glazed, Intoxicated eyes focused on her, barely.
“Oh yes! You asked me a question I believe. The answer Is…” His eyes glanced around, as If legitimately mulling over a answer. “Goodness you’re adorable. You, Miss Lewis, should be showing this town who Is boss. Am I right or am I right gentlemen?!” The crowd roared with agreement, whooping and hollering.
the brunette’s hues rolled at that, arms crossing over her chest. yeah, he had killed people. but most of shield and whatnot were over it because the threats that followed seemed worse than the previous. ‘ asshole. at least give a girl a warning before you steal her first kiss with a god. i could’ve been saving that for hermes or something. ‘
her head fell forward and she groaned, the lack of an answer and a drunken crowd behind a god who could suddenly decide he wants earth again at any moments was not helpful. ‘ look, dude, you gotta get sober. shield will kill me if they find out you got drunk and i had some supervision over you. ‘
❛ a threesome ?wow. makes me wonder who would bet on something like that. too bad I am not allowed to join along. tony seems like a good bet. ❜
‘ yeah, tony was one of my bets. i think that’s why he started the bet. heh. he thinks he can turn captain america down if he comes near him. that’s hilarious. ‘
Steve considered the new way that Darcy had
him holding the music player, lips quirking up
as he pushed the button and found it was better
to read what was playing.
“Proving Stark wrong would be satisfying, but
I don’t think it’ll happen by figuring out how a
music player works. I’ll admit, I never did a lot
of dancing back in the day. But if I did it now,
Sinatra seems like a good choice.”
lips curled up into a smirk as his reaction to the new way of how to hold an ipod, laughter spilling from her a moment later.
‘ steve, you’re going through the years, you realize, right? you started in the forties, now it’s the fifties…god, i can’t wait till your attitude hits the twenty first century. that’s gonna be great. ‘
