heldentxd:

       ❛ oh?  you’d  jump  captain america  like  a tree if you
         could? even assuming he’s already taken? knowing
         him he’d even catch you. bet he’d not even realize if
         you are feeling his pecs. you should ask him for self-
         defence training. ❜

‘ i would jump the guy like a monkey
lookin’ for a banana. and trust me,
i would find his banana. even during
self defense training, i’d be
accidentally touching his dick. ‘

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   ‘ i mean, i’m not telling you that. but if you ever do end up with him, do in front of every camera so stark can see. ‘