vexing-obsidian:

“It takes a great deal of effort to command me to do anything. If you can supply something of interest to me, I might obey. Horns and cape? Absolutely.”

Turning slowly to be met with a innocent smile that he’d already knew would cause him a great deal of trouble, he tapped his fingers against the material of the leather overcoat that hung past his thigh. “DARCY, I have gotten the nickname for my reputation of having quite the way with words. Good, bad, and simply foul.”

With his steps halting, he nearly scowled. “Jane’s smart enough to know who I am through Thor. I mean, I assume you’re a scientist as well, show me what intelligent wonders go on inside that head.“ 

_{‘ what the hell is with you and the damn horns and capes? y’know people make fun of the horns, right? i mean, c’mon, stark calls ya’ reindeer games! and capes are dangerous. to quote edna from the incredibles, no capes! ‘} 

_{she practically shouted the words at him, chuckling after then raising her eyebrows. ‘ what, you? having a way with words? the guy that used the words ‘mewling quim’ to describe the badassery that is the black widow? yeah, i’m real sure all the girls are swoonin’ for you back home, buddy boy. ‘ she rolled her eyes and smirked at him, mocking the damsel in distress swooning just for his pleasure.} 

_{‘ yeah, that’s my thing. jane’s smart enough to know who you are and might just try and kill you. you’re lucky i’m the one with the taser. and not science. i was the only applicant. i study political science. well…i did, before shield and shit, y’know. ‘}

symboltothenation:

Steve laughed. “My first birthday was
in 1919… I think a lot of people missed
it”

‘ oh!
we can have a reenactment of it! ‘

soldieriingon:

“No… No, I don’t.” He didn’t even
know that was an make up accessory
that women used. Or had. Or existed.
“Would a normal pen work?”

‘ ..uh..i don’t think so.
as far as i’m aware, there is no pen
color out there that matches my hair yet.
i mean, i keep telling snark
to hurry it up, but, y’know…’

captainamericarogers:

_{“Oh wow. Yeah no, it wouldn’t be a problem.
 In fact I’d be happy to. Just whatever you want
 me to sign. I thought Thor would be your favorite.”}

‘ uh, god no. i spent a week in an apartment
that i shared with jane while thor was staying
with us. within that week i heard too much
about his massive hammer and got no
sleep whatsoever. ‘

hydeiisms:

“ — well, i can’t really speak on jane’s reliability as a scientist, but i’ve seen tony blow up the lab more times in these past few months than i can count, and my scientific career is more or less defined by the fact that i was inadvertently responsible for what is arguably one of the worst gamma related incidents in recent history … “

“ — but, yeah, i figure that can be arranged; at the very least for your funeral. although, if it’s any consolation, i’ll try my best to make sure you aren’t horribly killed on my account — that being said, a good way to keep yourself safe around me is to, y’know … keep me from getting too angry … “

‘ yeah, okay…let’s not be a pessimists about this. just...hold hope? ‘

‘ but c’mon, the fact that you’re here and that shield are trusting you is a good sign, right? they trust you, and being trusted by a totally top secret deathly ass intelligence organisation is the first step to trusting yourself… ‘

hydeiisms:

‘ — yeah … sorry to disappoint, but i think it’s probably safe to say that i’m just as bad as they are. in fairness, i’ve found that keeping my mind focused on other stuff really helps to keep the monster at bay … hence all the late nights spent in the lab. ’

‘ so, yeah … no tucking in necessary, thanks … ’

‘ oh god...the scientists three. if i end up dying because of you, jane and tony, you all better find your way out of the lab somehow and make it to my funeral without mentioning science. ‘

noflagbigenough:

“why not? are they all borin’?”

‘ oh, steve…
there’s that innocence we were
talking about earlier. ‘

symboltothenation:

“Nah, no one wants to be on his bad
side,” Steve agreed. “He’s getting
better at it though… Scientists… can’t
live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.”

‘ i don’t know.. it would allow more people
to eat instead of forgetting to. i think i could
cope without them pretty well. except bill
nye. we all need bill nye. ‘

symboltothenation:

Steve is confused, but he’s not going to
ask questions. The captain had a feeling
that he didn’t want to know. “No, I haven’t
seen her… haven’t seen her for a few days
actually.”

‘ yeah, she has a tendency to stay in one place
for long amounts of time without me telling
her to go to sleep or eat. but if you haven’t seen
her in here, that kinda rules out the one place i thought
she’d be…
fuck.
i’ve just lost jane foster, god of thunder’s
girlfriend and have a feeling i’m gonna
be hit by lightening twice no matter
where i stand…‘

heldentxd:

bucky narrows his eyes, mockingly, not
at all bothered  by  her obvious attentive
glance along his features,  oh well, he’d
cleaned up well after a hair cut.

   “oh but he is,   though I am not one of those
    asshole bad boys, you know? just the kind
    of bad boy who used to have a  date with a
    different  girl each weekend and turned into
    one of the best snipers ever. anyway. guess
    you are right. the bionic arm is quite a heavy
    deal.”

‘ y’know, you’re not supposed to tell a girl
that you’d have a different girl each
weekend, that’s more of a guy thing and
it gives women the perfect incentive to
kick you in the balls. i mean,
don’t get me wrong, if we were younger
and in high school, i’d be the first
girl to hop on you, soldier. but maybe leave that
bit out next time. ‘

she smirked, her eyes showing the humor that was
mostly hid on her facial features.